TCU students demand and get better toilet paper

The student government at Texas Christian University has endorsed better toilet paper for its campus bathrooms.

By an overwhelming vote, the body passed a resolution encouraging administrators to replace one-ply rolls with thicker, more comfortable two-ply rolls.

"This is a big thing," exclaimed student body president Cody Westphal. "You know, TCU has this reputation for the highest quality everything whether it is education, technology, teachers, students, whatever. I think the next obvious step would be to take the step of quality toilet paper!"

Westphal said the school's chancellor also backs the idea and has agreed to provide the higher quality toilet paper.